Me : Whats your favourite colour?
Dad : Hmmm… Multi Colour.
Dad : Here whats this song i heard on the radio (sings, offtune) – Dont you wish your girl was as hot as me…
Dad (After i come into the house after school) : Where the hell have you been?!
Me : In school! Its Monday! Where else would i be?
Dad : Oh i thought it was still Sunday. Sigh
Dad in 1980 something : Is Mr Lee in the house?
Maid :Which Lee are u looking for? Hong Lee, Wong Lee or Shin Lee?
Dad : The second one.
Maid : He’s not in, Who do i say came?
Dad : er… Just say Faz Lee was here!
More to come…