I want to be a cat

I can sleep for 15 hours straight. Its normal if you are a cat.

I can get petted just for sitting in one place.

If your a cat in my house. You get special fish tins just for the cat.

No wife or mate to annoy you.

You can knock up other pussy and not have to play the fatherly role.

You can leave whenever you feel like it.

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