Tagged by Jaded Shades so here goes :
Have i Ever :
Got caught making out to the girls actual boyfriend and then blaming it on the girl for not knowing that there was a boyfriend even though i knew perfectly well that she had a boyfriend(s).
Told a girl i loved her even though i didnt and now i dont have the change of saying it to her ever again.
Helped someone forget about a break up by going to third base with her.
Watched porn with girls.
Had a fish bone stuck in my throat for almost 2 days before i threw it up.
Eaten so much chocolate that i had to pull a tooth out due to the cavity
Had to get an injection but out of fear slammed the nurse against the wall, broke her hand and then ran out of the hospital chased by doctors, nurses, aides and my mother. I was eight.
Left home with the intention of never coming back but was ringing the door bell by dinner time.
I think the whole of kottu has been tagged so ill tag no one.