Im a Pakistani badass conning pimp who loves a girl called Shireen

Well according to urban dictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nizar

Also i checked my middle name. Umar and got the shock of my life. Well these are the meanings:

1.an slang term for a person who cons your money,it originates from a lanky boy with a glass eye who used to steal peoples money.

-Er so not me.

2.also can be used as another word for backshot as on his holdays he did a girl up her arse.

-Hmmm interesting. Anyone’d umar’d anyone recently?

3.a Pimp Pakistani Playa with impeccable looks, sharp wits, and unbelievable physique…Also, one with a penis of such size that it would make a black man cry “oh lordy.” Can also box extremely well, and will make Asif cry in the Turkey Spectacular….

– Im not a Pakistani pimp… yet. And about the second part you’ll just have to find out πŸ˜‰

4.to lag; to take a long time, needlessly wasteful expenditure of time, often at the expense of the others in your party, or others who are waiting on you.

– Hell no. Im the life of the party.

5.an asian boy extremely good-looking, gorgeous, sexy and of course, inclined to share the rest of his life with shereen

– I dont know a Shereen (well actually i do but shes very young) but the first part is a bit exaggerated

Wow, such imagination these people who contribute to urban dictionary. Should enroll them into the Sri Lankan advertising agency.

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6 thoughts on “Im a Pakistani badass conning pimp who loves a girl called Shireen

  1. a very nice girl with both physical and psychological charm.

    W’aaaaaaw! That Munira must be for Aman.
    beautiful muslim girl cute modest legally sexy aman

    wth is this site!

  2. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pretty good definitions for your name………. niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. must call you one outta those definotions of your name hehehehe πŸ˜›

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