I came across this one fine afternoon at a respectable restaurant/cafe. Who the hell even thought of these drinks. I’m sorry i read medical magazines the newest medical treatment for Cancer is Nanobots and those still haven’t been perfected! but these guys have gone through a medical break through where cancer patients should drink Carrots and Parsley to get better. If i had Cancer i would drink something nicer like a chocolate sundae cause drinking something where vegetables are mixed together will probably kill me faster than Cancer, and anyway I like chocolate.
They really should put a disclaimer at the bottom for people who might actually take this seriously (This is Sri Lanka there are people like that) such as : DOES NOT CURE ANY OF THE ABOVE AILMENTS
This is my revised version of the menu :
For headache : Panadol, Cafe Del Mar
For Cancer : Consult a doctor, we specialize in making small portions not curing the incurable
For Alergies : Find out what your alergy is. If you are alergic to carrot dont drink this you might die.
For Alzheimer’s Disease : If you dont know if you have Alzheimer’s or you dont remember dont try this drink
For Arthiritis : Comes with a straw.