Before i start i would like to point out that this article is not demeaning, im not a snob its just what i’ve come across and experienced 🙂
So back again at McDonalds (alot of my inspiration comes from there, and weight) where i come to get my Chocolate Sundae. Its close to work the sundae is good what the fuck? So i waited and watched as the girl jumped the McHandle again and i heard this from my left
I can give you cock… at that present moment my heart stopped, my eyes widened and my epiglottis tried to stiffle a giggle but then when she continued i realized what she was on about.
…..Fanta or iss-sprite
Then i realized she meant Coke as in Coca Cola as in that drink that kills your stamina and erodes you teeth and rust nails. The completing of the sentence triumphed my epiglottis and i laughed. Boss who was next to me also laughed and called me a snob. If i remember correctly you were laughing at how when she had to get to ‘Fife Road’ she was take to ‘Pipe Road’ which is ironically the same place!
Imagine if you were foreign:
– Hi my name is Sam
– Machangs this is “Iss Sam”
– No no its Sam
– Iss Sam
And they wonder why our tourist industry suffers
Im still not considered a snob, Im a normal guy