March 26, 2009...7:31 am

Dad Quotes

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Me :  Whats your favourite colour?

Dad : Hmmm… Multi Colour.

Dad : Here whats this song i heard on the radio (sings, offtune) – Dont you wish your girl was as hot as me…

Dad (After i come into the house after school) : Where the hell have you been?!

Me : In school! Its Monday!  Where else would i be?

Dad : Oh i thought it was still Sunday. Sigh

Dad in 1980 something : Is Mr Lee in the house?

Maid :Which Lee are u looking for? Hong Lee, Wong Lee or Shin Lee?

Dad : The second one.

Maid : He’s not in, Who do i say came?

Dad : er… Just say Faz Lee was here!

More to come…

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