Me : Whats your favourite colour?
Dad : Hmmm… Multi Colour.
Dad : Here whats this song i heard on the radio (sings, offtune) – Dont you wish your girl was as hot as me…
Dad (After i come into the house after school) : Where the hell have you been?!
Me : In school! Its Monday! Where else would i be?
Dad : Oh i thought it was still Sunday. Sigh
Dad in 1980 something : Is Mr Lee in the house?
Maid :Which Lee are u looking for? Hong Lee, Wong Lee or Shin Lee?
Dad : The second one.
Maid : He’s not in, Who do i say came?
Dad : er… Just say Faz Lee was here!
More to come…

10 Comments
March 26, 2009 at 7:43 am
lol
March 26, 2009 at 9:33 am
lol @ 3
Must say im impressed he’s listened to PCD, albeit unwittingly.
March 26, 2009 at 10:30 am
hahah. your dad is insane..
March 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm
the pussycat dolls?? seriously?? aye caramba, i’d be completely mortified if that happened to me.. lol…
March 26, 2009 at 2:25 pm
lol… reminds me of the time my mom thought “drop it like it’s hot” was “drop it ‘my guitar’ “… :S
sweet though.
March 26, 2009 at 3:15 pm
yeah dad listens to snoop dog as well. and Afro man!
he hates linkin park and eminem tho.
March 26, 2009 at 3:49 pm
haha awesome man.. dads are classic!
March 26, 2009 at 4:38 pm
He’s a funny man…esp since he calls me “kolla”!
March 26, 2009 at 5:35 pm
lol…..oh n it was mortifying to hear him sing ‘Dontcha wish ur girlfriend was hot like me….’
And then even worse…we were in the car and ‘My Humps’ by BEP was playing…..n he started singing along n said…’nyc tune no’..
wonder if he knew what the ‘humps’ were…..certainly not the ones that are part of the road…
ahh my daddy
March 28, 2009 at 7:33 pm
thats because he thinks your a guy, seriously.
haha yeah i remember the my humps part, haha