Dad Quotes

Me :  Whats your favourite colour?
Dad : Hmmm… Multi Colour.
Dad : Here whats this song i heard on the radio (sings, offtune) – Dont you wish your girl was as hot as me…
Dad (After i come into the house after school) : Where the hell have you been?!
Me : In school! Its Monday!  Where else [...]

End of the World!

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Blackle

Change you homepage from Google to Blackle.
Its the energy saving search browser. How?
Its black.
See here

Justice

Im going to tell you a story of a friend. I never knew her well. Seesh i don’t think she even knew who i was but we were connected through my cousin.
We shall call her J. Bright, Beautiful, everything your parents would want you to be. She was a bikini model and a dentist to [...]

I want to be a cat

I can sleep for 15 hours straight. Its normal if you are a cat.
I can get petted just for sitting in one place.
If your a cat in my house. You get special fish tins just for the cat.
No wife or mate to annoy you.
You can knock up other pussy and not have to play the [...]

Dearest Cecilia

Dearest
I believe you are a highly respected personality, I am writing this mail with tears, sadness and pains. I know it will come to you as a surprise since we haven’t known or come across each other before considering the fact that I sourced your email contact through the Internet in search of trusted person [...]

The Chess Game of Life

I realized i don’t have much drama in my life and im quite happy for it.
I wake up in the morning get ready and go to school. When im there i get involved in a chess game. I’m moving the pieces to this game, black as that is my favourite colour. The only thing i [...]

Divine Birthdays

Yesterday was Prophet Mohammeds birthday. And as tradition apparently goes we got kiddu.
For Christmas we get Christmas lunch at my aunts place. Presents and all.
For Vesak we get the traditional sinhalese food.
Someone find out when Satans birthday is so we can get a bottle of booze.

Full House!

Well its that time of the year. Or two years where my favourite family members drop down to visit. Its not that i dont like my family members who are staying here but i like the ones abroad as well.
Especially my cousins the dynamic doctor duo. One a qualified dentist from Manipal and her younger [...]

Immortal Love

An Immortal once walked the land. Tall and handsome he was for time did not age him. He grew bored and miserable of his never ending life for he could not share it with anyone. Feeling his depression the Gods called his soul to their castle in the sky to ask him if he would [...]